Big Ups for Nintendo today. Granted this is all old stuff that I have been storing forever, I think it's about time I get the links out there.
I love 4 Color Rebellion, and this pic is one of the reasons why.
Hot Inu on Inu puppy action... I pray this is a hoax but if not, here is another game for Jack Thompson/Hillary Clinton to go after. Hehe... Puppy Love ^_^
Also the crackheads over at N-Philes managed to exploit every last bit of the Super Smash Bros. Melee debug menu, resulting is some very questionable and crazy things. There are a butt-load of extra or partially developed characters and levels that are apparently still in the final version of the game. Using some creative ActionReplay codes and resource tweaking a-la Hot Coffee, the content can be reactiveated via Debug Menu... Like GigaBowser.
Who would win in a fight? GigaBowser or Godzilla? Old school Gojira, not pussy 1998-Remake Godzilla. I mean.... GigaBowsers spits fireballs, right?
South Korean scientists have reportedly cloned a male Afghan hound, this news of course come a good 50 years too late to ever save Old Yeller. This technology coupled with the latest discovery in suspended animation: Zombie Dogs (this article is worth it, being that it uses the most unfortunate picture of a wolf to depict the lightly chilled Zombie Dog). "You kick my dog!" Well, don't worry pal because I got another one of 'em.
The "frisky, healthy, normal, rambunctious puppy" was named "Snuppy" which at first glance could have bad engrish for "Snoopy" of Peanuts fame, but actually is intentional and comes from Seoul National University Puppy; the only unfortunate name that of the lead researcher, Woo Suk Hwang... I WISH I was making that up.
I'm sure there is nothing wrong with a cloned puppy, as there have been cloned sheep, cats and rats before. Granted none of them are nearly as cool as the iridescent glowing rabbit, "Snuppy" does have his plusses like glowing red eyes, copious amounts of viscous drool, and an unearthly howl that makes babies cry and causes normal dogs who hear it to lose bowel control and leap in front of FedEx trucks.
RePet fans rejoyce as this may one day be a viable solution to never loosing your beloved Patches, Scruffy or Sam. ^_^
Dogs are thought to be the most difficult animal to clone due to their very complex and unusual reproductive system, but have you ever tried to get a poodle to stand still on a Xerox machine?? Damn near impossible. As for their "unusual reproductive system", apparently the answer as to why a dog will spend one third of it's life "licking it's own chops" is not "because they can" but the mind-blowing taste that only a canine can truly appreciate. 2,000 years of Poochi evolution, domestication and otherwise and they still can't find a tastier treat than the insides of their own ass. Then again, there is always the other dog's ass. If anything that is where their evolutionary strength comes in. Humans date, live together, court each other to no end in pursuit of knowing if their significant other is "The One", dog have reduced this to a 45 second snuffing of the anus, resulting in a sort of "Yeah" or "Nah" type of response.
Mark might think that Richard Stallman is a genius, but it's completely unnecessary to emulate your heroes by adopting his policy of shrewd abstinence... or was that unintentional. Go and sniff around to see what’s out there. You might get slapped, but you might get a phone number.
Or you can join me on my couch, downing cough syrup, playing Katamari Damacy 2 in my underwear; occasionally looking over to watch my cat masturbate or puppy discover the many levels of flavor offered by eating paint chips or licking the bathroom floor tile. ::gross::
And by the title, I’m not insinuating that all Asians eat dog; only the North Koreans and maybe the Filipinos. I have many Asian friends, of which only one has eaten dog and she only did it because no one told her… until she went back for seconds. ^_^ Hell, I’m Italian and we eat Horse. What do you really think bresaola is?
OK, before Brandon sets up official squatter's rights and claims the blog as his own, I figured I had to drop something down. Between work, obligation to others and general procrastination, I have pretty much lost the will to do anything.
I get home and spend maybe a hour or two rearranging downloads, messing around with the PSP and watching TV before having to call it a night for work the next day. I feel like an old man. I'm also noticeably more cynical and bitter to those I would usually be indifferent or at least pleasant with. I probably just need a vacation. Just a large block of time off to accomplish some of the smaller things I've been putting to the side or at least to just do nothing and relax.
Some of the things that I have been putting off are either half way completed or just need a little bit more initiative to stop being just an idea in my head and become a reality. I've wanted to throw together another Pod Cast for the longest time, also wanted to put together a decent mix for the UNKLE77 Board. There are a bunch of silkscreen/stencil t-shirt designs I have been thinking about for a while that I want to get out of my head and on to something tangible. Of course, my apartment is in need of some major clean-up. Or I could just say to hell with it and go back to WipeOut, Katamari Damaci 2 and waiting for Burnout Revenge...
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... Fuck Hot-Coffee. Understand what something is before you attack it. Look for another witch to burn at the stake cause I'm tired of hearing about this one.
Obligatory Links:
Silkscreening for lazy people: I miss you Mr. Tracey.
Things you should never
say to teacher during your design critique.
: Ever wonder what it would be like to never get anything productive done EVER AGAIN.
Cause this is my United States of My Racist Aunt.
Threadless- Pandamonium: I love you Panda.
Google Maps + High Yield Explosive Simulations = HYDESim.