And so it begins: The StupidGallery
I figured it rather than dumping an image at a time on an unsuspecting public, I could use a gallery system and drop a shitload of images all at once. I figure with the amount of time I have been spending at work going through all of the flickr database, why not share what I find. Besides, I would update the images alot more often than I would drop new text articles... So enter QDig.
Quick Digital Image Gallery. Very quick, very easy. So easy in fact that a 12 year old with down syndrome and stumps for hands could set this up. Now let the never ending tweaking begin!!!
Edit: Ok... So I ended up offending someone with the down syndrome crack. At least it wasn't in-person and at least it wasn't one of my more offensive abortion jokes. Jokes happen, even tasteless ones. If I were George Carlin or Chris Rock, it would have been fucking hilarious; I would in fact be a comic god. But I am not… and politely apologize for my insensitivity. It’s not that I think people with birth defect are funny, I have a cousin with cerebral palsy and understand how tough it can be on the family. Honest. My uncle blames it on the fact that his wife drank too much during the pregnancy, but he would also blame her for why our side of the family ostracized him after marrying her.
GAH!!!! What happened to HTML. It used to be so simple. You typed it... the shit worked. Now if I use one tag in the wrong context, everything looks like a train wreck.
John vs CSS ... Fight
Update: I bitched CSS... Style sheets are now my whore. CSS Pwned
I've had a nasty bias against SC Johnson's Scrubbing Bubbles ever since, as a small child, I discovered that the bubbles do not actually have whisker brush mustaches.
I knew even then that they were not likely to be sentient—I wasn't retarded— just like the Kool Aid man was not actually a living, breathing creature, yet the fundaments of his form were still valid, in that he was a pitcher full of sugar water who could be, with enough force, rammed through walls. So that's just my word of warning: this new Automatic Shower Cleaner ejaculates bubbles in every one of 360 different degrees, but not bubbles with scouring bristles. And when you run out of bubble sauce after 21 cleanings, I'm sure they'll be happy to sell you more. (Thanks, Gizmodo & Adam!)
10/04/04: Just noticed that my CSS is not Mojirra friendly... Shit
Must fix that.
Coffee is a drug... Deal with it.
Denis Leary knew it, Maxwell House knew it, Chock full O' Nuts lead the fucking way. As I go through caffeine withdrawal I reflect back on why I even started drinking coffee, I think it was just to have a warm liquid in the morning, that and the fact that I could put as much sugar in it as I pleased ^_^. Coffee was something to help fill the void between scolding shower and chilly office cubicle in my day. Now I suffer from blinding headaches and a general feeling of uneasiness if I don’t have a morning cup. At least it’s free in the office, but that doesn’t make it right.
Why didn’t this happen to me after slamming 6 gurana drinks back to back in Stony Brook or getting it from the source in Brazil? Gurana Liche? Double big-gulps of Dr. Dew & Vanilla Coke had no effect to me. Why must coffee bring me to my knees?!? (Perfect interobang moment missed)
The best part of waking up... Intecourse.
Folgers ain't got shit on me.