See, it all started with Castlevania for PS2... I'm not sure what the full title is. Maybe it's something like:
Castlevania: Lament of Dracula's Daughter's Menses
Castlevania: Chronicles of the Belmont Houseboy
Castlevania: Sorrowful Vigil of Black Goth-as-fuck Tidings
Castlevania: We were big on NES or
Castlevania: Star Trek Nemesis
I think it was the nemesis one... Anyways. A quick slip-up of Castlevania turned into Pennsylvania and quickly hilarity ensued.
Such wonderful thoughts as the Castlevania Dutch Amish came up. Just imagine, a whole bunch of undead amish reaking havoc on the country side. Spooky barns, zombie cattle and the best part is that if you whip the candles, they're probably still hiding health items in them.
Serisously though, the game was kinda sad and forgettable at best. If it wasn't for the joke, I would have been mad that I wasted a DVD-R. Writing this I just thought of another DVD-A joke (You know DVD-A? One is for DVD Audio, the other is for leaving a chick spread like a thanksgiving turkey... all those who I forced Orgazmo on know what I'm talking about, the rest... too bad).