The first one to supply me with a GMail account gets my first born or something of equal or lesser value.
... I'm serious though, I need a GMail account.
UPDATE: I GOT ONE!!!! Purvin, You are a god among men. Joe Zark, This one's for you. New mail: jbenini@gmail.com .... Hot damn that sounds sexy.
Yes... It's that good.
HyperLinkOMatic
A web-enabled bookmark system for the masses. Also link lists can be shared between users like some sort of ghetto crossover between SocialNets and Directories (Orkut meets BoingBoing... the though alone makes me moist)
This was one of my favorite Far Side comics and to see it brought to life with Photoshop brings a tear to my eye. Gary Larson, You are a comidic genious.
And then the Complete Far Side comes out and sets new levels of lust for an inanimate object. I mean, weighing in at 20 lbs. of paper and cardboard, if I had a coffee table that cound handle it (and the money of course) this thing would already be mine. Gary, why do you taunt me so. I already have all of the Gallery books, and the Prehistory... I LOVE THE PREHISTORY DAMNIT!!! Then he throws another 1,100 that have never seen the light of day.
Why didn't these comics make it? Did they just not make the cut? Were they too twisted, too raunchy, too outlandishly absurd... I NEED TO KNOW!